The Creationist's Theory of Creation
First there was only water and darkness.
Then, Yoda, the Mountain God, Spread his arms and parted the water creating dry land.
Next, Yoda created plants and animals to populate the land
and the seas.
Most of these plants and animals died because there was no light, only darkness.
Then, Yoda took the last remaining firefly and created light so that the new creatures might be able to survive.
This all happened in The Time Of The Ancestors.